the braveheart
while having s-x in a porto-potty, one (near -j-c-l-t–n) shoves his partners head into the blue watery substance that often settles in the bottom of a newly cleaned porto-john. as he is near climax he will pull his partners head back up and -j-c-l-t- onto his/her face. creating a look similar to that of the face paint in the movie brave heart. crying “frreeeeedoommmmm” is optional.
persona: “why the h-ll is sarah’s face blue?”
personb: “i took her out to the porto-cr-pper and gave her the braveheart”
persona: “niceeee”
when you are having s-x with a girl and right before or while c-mming you scream freeeeeedoooooom!!!!!!!!
last night i heard my roommate pull the braveheart on a girl
the braveheart is when you are going at it with a girl that preferably looks like mel gibson, and after the s-xual activity, you put on a kilt, and throw your partner into a wall as hard as you can.if you want, you can have her dress up as a knight, in order to soften the blow. face paint is not necessary, but is recommended by the professionals.
-‘hey why does martha have a neck brace?’
-“i heard billy threw that hoe into a wall.”
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