The Breakfast Game
well this game involves two or more people. one player stands casually in a hallway or other room, and another player strolls casually up to said person and says “did you hae breakfast today? what did you have for breakfast?” and the other person replies what they had, plus a few hundred other items to make the breakfast sound satisfactory.
let’s play the breakfast game!
today for breakfast i ate a coffee, porridge, soldiers and egg, cheese on toast, bacon and eggs, a big salad, a roast, four apples, b-tter chicken, jam and peanut b-tter, two hot chocolates, eight english m-ffins, a wood pigeon, and an entire pig.
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