The Brenden
during oral s-x, the male pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s into the females mouth. she then spits it back in the males face as a way of getting back at him for past mistakes.
“that -sshole cheated on me so, rather than breaking up with him right away, i gave him “the brenden.”
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