The Brian Hansen


a golf swing where the result is a wicked push followed by a giant slice. the ball ends up 250 yards out (2 fairways over) at an angle 75 degrees off line of intended target.
the brian hansen isn’t easy. seriously try it, you can’t make a ball do this.

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