the broom closet


a person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. similar to a h-m-s-xual not being open about their s-xual orientation.
person 1- “she always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?”

– person 2 ” people have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. i think shes in the broom closet!”

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