The brown goat stretcher
the act of covering the male genitalia in p–p. then dragging the head of the p-n-s across his partners beard. note: while performing this act the scr-t-m should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. this is where the ‘stretcher’ in the name comes from.
we did “the brown goat stretcher” his b-lls hang out of his pants now
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