the brown noise
an oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. the brown noise is believed to be ninety-two cent below the lowest octave of e flat.
johnny played the brown noise and cr-pped his pants.
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the brown noise was discovered by the french, and tested as a weapon during wwii. it is a a 12 – 14 hz sound wave that, when played loud enouch, relaxes your sphincter, causing loss of bowl control.
it is an e-flat note from the recorder that allows the bowels to loosen (in other words cr-p your pants)
it was used in world war 2
“the brown noise was used to p-ss people off by sh-tting themselves”
unlike the “brown note”, the brown noise is the sound that comes from a female as a p-n-s is inserted into her -n-s with no warning, the sound can very from ooooo, to ahhh!, to “what the f-ck are you doing!?! oww!!!” (this maneuver can also be preformed to a streaking male that has been spotted by a randy h-m-s-xual.)
“that b-tch made me watch the oc and f-cking cuddle… so that night i heard the brown noise… it was swearing followed by hysteric crying.”
ok the brown noise ,basicly, is so low…you cr-p your pants
stupid brown noise made me cr-p my pants.
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