The brown touch
when everything you touch turns to sh-t
mike’s wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. he’s got the brown touch.
similar to the midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to sh-t.
did you see how bad grant stuffed his latest project up? it was even worse that his previous catastrophe.
yeah, he really has the brown touch.
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