The Buffer
the last big fart right before you have to take a sh-t. usually smells worse than the actual sh-t. generally this is the last sign that an oncoming sh-t is inevitable and imminent. a slow, controlled walk to the nearest sh-tter may be required.
holy sh-t dude, i just dumped the buffer!
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