The Burning


when a man gathers his best bros and gathers all the stuff an ex-girlfriend gave him and they have a ceremonial burning. usually while this happens you tell manly stories or talk about manly topics or talk about girls.
guy 1: hey tonight we are having the burning
guy 2: who’s stuff we burning?
guy 1: oh just my ex-girlfriends.
the greatest rock band this side of the river chelmer!
the burning?
one of the diseases charlie bucket will have if he doesn’t “wrap it up”
“dood, i think i got a raging case of the burning.”
a band that will totally owwwwwwwwwwwn your face. the totally bring the moooooosh.;p
dude, have you seen the burning yet? their b-ssist looks just like charlie buckets

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