The Butler
the name of the unique delivery of sn-b sperm to a swallowing female. by depositing your gentleman’s relish into a teapot and delivering said teapot on a tray to your lover of the evening, she then drinks direct from the spout and swallows with a cunning smile.
ian: i have chased after you for so long now tash that i just want you to swallow my s-m-n without a care in the world.
tash: i will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as the butler, you stalking bastad.
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