The Butter Kite
this is an act where the male (or the dominant s-xual partner) proves his dominance. to accomplish this the inferior partner must collect the s-m-n in his hand during s-x, you do this by pulling out at the last moment. you then cup your hands like an umbrella over the glans before -j-c-l-t–n and collect it all. then the dominant partner stretches his scr-t-m out, making it kite like in shape, and the inferior partner spreads the s-m-n out on the scr-t-m.
then the dominant party drags his scr-t-m over his partners face, and thus the rite is complete, and he has proven his dominace.
“your sister didn’t want to acknowledge me as the dominant one in our relationship, so i gave her the b-tter kite. guess who’s in charge now!”
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