The Butterhof
the dirtiest s-x position ever
it is where the female (the b-tterhof) will take the male and first arouse it but making dirty glances at the male. then the b-tterhof will take male and shove a wawa brand “big nig” in its -n-s (with out lubrication). then beat him with upright b-ss and last strap the male down with a lot of bondage gimp or duck tape and give him a boston pancake after eating taco bell.
john: wow my gay lover gave me the b-tterhof last night.
zack: well did it have anything to do with b-tter?
john: no that is why my -ss hurts so much.
derek walks in…
derek: so baby how was it
john: great
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