The Buttermaker
when a man proceeds to squat the scrotal region over his partner’s forehead, begin to m-st-rb-t- so that the scr-t-m proceeds to bounce on her forehead. this creates nut b-tter, thus the b-ttermaker. for best results, run for 5 miles to create a sweaty scrotal region. the additional salt in the b-tter is for her pleasure.
i took the girl from the bar home, and made her give me the b-ttermaker!
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