The Bynes
named after actress amanda bynes, this is a mental illness which effects females, typically of the celebrity breed, though it can effect anyone, that can usually be determined by the following symptoms:
– public nudity
– shaved head
– erratic use of social media
– erratic and generally inappropriate behavior
– anger and lashing out at innocent people, including and especially at family and friends
– narcissism
– thinks the word “ugly” is an insult past the age of five
– excessive drug use
– odd piercings
– general obliviousness
– completely and utterly out of touch with reality
“that poor girl. i hear she has a case of the bynes.”
“i’ve been seeing a psychiatrist for my bynes. he says i’m making progress.”
“lock that b-tch up! she’s bynesing bad!”
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