The Candle


1) stick your b-n-r in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your d-ck hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
byron: happy birthday moniqua! now don’t forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle…

moniqua: oh my g-d! why didn’t you just get me a cake?!

byron: cuz you’re gonna eat this candle-d-ck instead, b-tch.

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