the cap’n
the supreme ruler of crunchland.
also a pirate.
“arr, ye landlubbers! yer money or yer cereal!”
author of a pirate-themed webcomic, high seas hijinks.
knows a lot about pirates.
no relation to cap’n crunch or captain planet, though these rumors persist.
actual name unknown.
– the cap’n gnaws on his arm.
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