The Captain Jack Sparrow
much like “the houddini”, during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being “finished”, then when she turns round he sp-nks in her eye. from this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling “aaargh”, much like a pirate.
she well got the captain jack sparrow last night.
she cried
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