the cara


a form of std most commonly contracted during s-xual intercourse when performed a dirty greasy sloot, most likely named cara. the most accurate description of “the cara” is a combination of ebola and aids, otherwise known as “ebolaids.”
guy 1: dude she’s hot, i want to bang that chick.
guy 2: dude don’t, she’s got the cara.
guy 1: ew. gross.

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