The Cardinal
the cardinal is a majestic being. he is intangible, yet will take bl-w j-bs from the most attractive of females. his t-tle is riddled with irony as he is actually a bad–ss mother f-cker and is often referred to as cardinal mad-f-ck. he has been known to take on the form of a grizzly bear at the week-ends so he can basically just wreck c-nts.
nick cave based his songs “stagger lee” and “o’malley’s bar” on the cardinal.
the cardinal hangs out at club trax. he wines and dines on only the finest food and drink (kebabs and barricks). he hangs with only the freshest n-gg-s in the hood (the hurricane, spicey, mr. allen, the young f-ck and co.). he has been known to indulge in a bit of recreational drug use and highly recommends northern lights weed.
i heard the cardinal is gonna be here tonight…
that mad b-st-rd? get a pad-lock on your girl’s minge, that boyo is always knee-deep in clunge
the cardinal is a drink consisting of red wine, cherry sourz and a dash of tabasco sauce. made famous by colin “the cardinal” hill each element is red to represent the fact cardinal is actually a reddy colour. it is often consumed with milk and bread.
“lets have ourselves a cardinal”
“oh no the cardinal is the most disgusting drink ever”
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