The Cauldron
one of the craziest s-x acts (if you can call it that!) known to man. what you need is a taker (cauldron) and a giver (male). once your taker is kneeled comfortably, mouth agape, the giver commences to p-ss, sh-t, and c-m (in no particular order, mind you) into the cauldron, after which the conc-cktion is deilberatly stirred using the p-n-s.
customer: yo, i need a real freak. i been watching so much p-rn nothing phases me.
pimp: i gots you, this girl over here sheronda will do anything, and i mean anything. h-ll, last night she let this dude do the cauldron on her!
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to place your t-st-cl-s into the mouth of a female with a carbonated beverage in her mouth; preferably sprite, because the lack of caffeine makes it feel super good; while the gal in question gargles the beverage, surrounding the t-st-cl-s
“yo did u cook in the cauldron with ariel?”
“yea man, i soo did that right after i gave her a ride on the alaskan pipeline”
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