The Chaz Bono


is a s-xual act a man performs on a woman when he p-n-s has failed him, just won’t work, is too damaged from overuse or just doesn’t exist. it consists of one or two meaty-sausage like fingers placed inside your lady friend, stimulating her “g-spot” while simultaneously performing oral s-x on her…
“dude, i had way too much to drink last night and “mr. happy” just wouldn’t cooperate, but m-ffy insisted on getting off, so i gave her three -rg-sms using the chaz bono. she screamed her head off and then p-ssed out, sweet, sweet victory…

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