the cheerleader
the s-xual intercourse position in which the female lies on her back with a small pillow positioned beneath her lower back. the male then lunges forward holding her leg which is rested on his shoulder. the male thrusts his peculiarly large p-n-s into her jelly donut.
jess:: “oh, justin! i want you to thrust your peculiarly large p-n-s into my jelly donut.”
justin:: “sure baby, what position would you like tonight.”
jess:: “the cheerleader, of course!!!”
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