the cheese mullet
while reciveing head from a partner of either gender, and the reciever places 2 bowls of cheese doddles on either side of the givers head. this way they can enjoy the pleasure of cheese doodles and head at the same time. when they are finished, the reciever wipes the excess cheese dust into their partners mullet.
“hey drew – whats all that cheese dust doing in your hair?”
“oh, ur mom just gave me a cheese mullet!”
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