the Cheshire Cat
the most frightening character ever to be sp-wned from literature. if you can sleep soundly at night knowing the cheshire cat, aka smiley demon-feline is sitting outside your window, smiling at you, then you are the bravest person on the planet.
“i had a nightmare last night about the cheshire cat. it smiled at me, then at me alive.”
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