The Chive
would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the h-ll out of your picture? forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that everyone can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. you’ll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! and the best part is, it’s free! go on the chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!
“wow, that guy has a chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! the chive is the best website ever. kcco”
an awesome site for viewing photos of wh-r-s. the best part: every girl with daddy issues and no self-respect uploads photos for the world to see. these types of females feel vulnerable elsewhere, but when you put a bunch of wh-r-s together, they let loose and show off their well-spent goods to the world.
i totally saw sara on dar! i know she slept with every guy on campus, but it’s still nice to see her begging for acceptance on the chive!
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