The Chronological Order
a group of fabulous s-xy superheroines that unite for 71 days out of every year, to fight for truth, justice, and fish sandwiches.
the chronological order is comprised of: mono (drop dead fred the lesbian), amaris (the fly girl), heather (hot piece of acid), and tommy p. (the rastafarian gypsy, a.k.a. esmerelda marley) they are led by heather’s ancient egyptian mummy grandfather, sometimes known as mummydaddy, or the mumfather.
“we are the chronological order, and we are the -ss-kickers of you.”
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