The Church Of Elvis
the church of elvis the king and the second sway
a facebook group; notable for it’s borderline-psychotic pastor, and for its well-doc-mented animosity towards the presleytarians.
currently working on a project to reclaim the lost elvis-ish relics of the holy throne and the holy beer cooler…both of which were seen as the king was kissing vinyl in his last moments.
“who the h-ll is that spamming all over facebook?”
——–“it’s the church of elvis nutters. again!”
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