the clapper
when one moves the hips back and forth causing the n-ts-ck to clap against the belly and or the gooch.
dude when kevin did the clapper and his mom saw him i almost sh-t my pants.
a device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarr-ssed (a good test is if you can listen to all night long in front of people you don’t know). advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.
the clapper: bill, fart again. we have to turn off the d-mn clapper.
the “clapper” is the little piece of metal that dangles inside a bell, causing it to make noise when it hits the sides. as such, when a female stands up after s-x and wiggles her hips side to side, causing her outer v-g-n-l lips to shake, it is called doing the clapper. (the female version of the helicopter).
after having s-x with carl, i always like to do the clapper to make sure he didn’t c-m inside me.
after you have s-x, the d-ck is soft. when the d-ck is soft tell her to get on her knees, then immediatly slap your d-ck across each side of her face. (then you hear a clapping sound)
after byans d-ck was soft, cindy got on her knees and bryan slapped his d-ck on her face and made a clapping noise. hints the name the clapper
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