the claw

-an action created by dennis dumphy in sioux lookout ontario, where the hand is raised in the shape of a “claw” directly in front of ones self and thrown forward and backward to the beat of a song.usually incorporated with headbanging.
-an acceptable alternative action to thrusting ones hand in the air during a concert
-a song by oceans over arcane
they simultaneously raised there hands into the claw….and in the distance the faint sound of c-mminoutyeahhhaaaaaaaa could be heard.
an ill-desired technique for implementing a hand job (often given by inexperienced girls to perhaps simulate an orifice). all five fingers are pinched together, the p-n-s is inserted between the fingers while the hand attempts to stimulate the male. often referenced to negatively due to its lackl-ster performance.
guy1: “yo, my shift is killin me!”
guy2: “what happened, did she give the claw again last night.”

girl: “hey steve, do you want to come to my house after school?”
steve: “b-tch, its not worth the gas if you’re just gunna gimme the claw again.”

guy1: “what’s worse than getting the claw?”
guy2: “i don’t know, i actually don’t mind it!”
guy1: “well then you’re telling me that you don’t like to bust.”

it sucks that you have carpal tunnel, but this wouldn’t be an issue if you weren’t always giving guys the claw!

the act of inserting your pointer finger into a girls v-g-n-, and three fingers (middle, ring, and pinkie) in the b-tt of a girl. can also be called one in the pink three in the stink. similar to the claw of a lobster.
the girl was all over that hse hockey player at the party so he gave her the claw.

after the game the hse hockey player gave his girlfriend the claw.

i gave the girl the claw last night.
used when proclaiming that something is brutally death metal or just plain brutal. in order to perform the claw you must raise your arm high in front of you for all to see while your hand takes on the form of a “claw”
1. “that was so brutally death metal – the claw – ”
2. “that was so brutal – the claw – ”
the claw is an ill desired technique used to hold or grasp women in a club or bar environment in the attempt to physically seduce them. it is believed that this is a way to mark or ‘shotgun’ a males prey.
the claw is highly frowned upon by women and can often lead to embarrasing and public resistance.

the claws prevelance comes mainly to the forefront after the consumption of 8 or more alcoholic beverages.
the ‘the claw’ can be used by placing the hand in question upon a targets waist, shoulder arm or even in extreme times of male ‘heat’ the face.
a s-xual maneuver crafted and perfected by the man known as “gl-ssy”. it’s origins began one new years eve night in new york city on one willing female partic-p-nt who may or may not had a bowl cut hair style. the two finger bang actions coupled with the cheeky thumb up the b-m proved to be so effective that the girl in the room next door climaxed from the sheer energy emanating in the air. it has been used around the world since its birth and too this day while gl-ssy is still double pinting, the claw will continue to live on.
example

paul: hey mudders how was last night? did gl-ssy make a appearance.

mark: yeah after hitting so many bars and double handling those beers. gl-ssy pulled out the claw in a alley while eating a kebab.
when f-ggot scene kids raise there hands the air into the shape of a claw at sh-tty concerts with stupid bands like the devil wears parada and bring me the horizon.
john: lets go do the claw in this hardcoredanceing pit.

jimmy: okay then lets go f-ck one another with our tight pants and gay hair!

john br00tal d00d!

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