The Click Splinter
when your c-ck slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your p-n-s tip a splinter
i can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom’s mexican wedding planner can be and is
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