The Coley
a typical jersey hairstyle. it is a messy, loose bun tied at the top of one’s head. usually, hair hangs out. this hairstyle was made popular by coley, from season 18 of the real world: denver. during this season, coley became ill with mono. she was confined to the couch for most of the season, and showed her jersey roots (no pun intended) by sporting this hairstyle day and night.
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