The Collective Of Zarloff
an organization dedicated to running around really fast and getting dizzy while reading the scriptures of “tha”, the zarloffian “god”. the organization was convened in secret after a drunken bonfire in 1740 after the -ss-ssination of the panty god. little is known about the collective. some believe the collective will rise up, fail horribly, then resume their drunken antics.
the zarloffian priest is an -ss bag. he’s so drunk he cant even slurr properly. this sh-t sucks….i’m gonna get sh-t faced now. the collective of zarloff is made of pandas.
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