The Comet
in order to correctly perform the s-x move “the comet”, partic-p-nts have to engage in s-x on a balcony above a pool. the male partner has to convince his female partner that it would be really s-xy to have gasoline all over her body, and during -rg-sm, he proceeds to light the gasoline (and subsequentally her body) on fire and push her off the balcony into the pool, making her look like a comet on the way down.
“there he goes, pulling the comet” brandon said, just as will’s partner hit the water.
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