The Commission
the governing body. recently, the commission has been rumored to be in a state of war although this is impossible to confirm. they have successfully squared off against un peacekeepers who have threatened their interests. little can be done to stop them as they are suspected to inhabit a well-stocked safehouse which includes an epic harem and is surrounded by armed guards.
members are trained in the arts of mortal combat, modern espionage, and trolling. trolling being the skill they employ most. it is by far the worst. trust me. seriously.
it is said that they only ride in the finest german automobiles and refuse to employ chauffeurs and would rather rely on other members as getaway drivers. audi is the manufacturer of choice with the b5-platform s4 being their primary mode of transport as it is a very easily modified, capable, and un-ssuming sedan.
enemies? it has been implied that the commission does not have any enemies, as prospective enemies do not live long enough to enjoy such a t-tle. thousands of missing person cases and murders have been linked to the commission, although there are no witnesses and rarely, bodies.
the group is believed to be funded by overseas companies. the g—-r d—e is rumored to be a major supporter, although this is not and will not be confirmed.
how do they avoid headlines? journalists have been advised to ignore the existence of such a group. oh sh-t, they’re here…
you know jhh? yeah, i don’t either. perhaps he f-cked with the commission?
the commission’s existence is often hinted out in tracks from the clipse and more recently the re-up gang.
the commission is an organization of 11 teams in glb that have to come together across different levels to form one of the most cohesive systems of player development. it is run equally by the 7 board members whose main goals are to win gold at every level, to have a system of elite talented players who will get to play at least 3 to 4 seasons in pro and possibly wl, and to have a place where your players can be used the right way. we have invited you to join us because you are an elite agent, and you understand why this is such a good idea. there is no sacrifice, every team we run will be going for gold each season.
the commission – mourning woodys, victoria teabaggers, victoria stingrays, warhawks, jhawks, glb allstars, trigger happy psycho bunnies, eccentric bombing psycho bunnies, new jersey red devils, shock collar gladiators
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