The Common Plague
the common plague is a very bad disease, mainly caught on tumblr. the symptoms include: coughing up bad memes, getting triggered, going on tumblr. regularly, saying swag, and saying yolo.
if you have a worse condition, please consult the definition of the uncommon plague.
the common plague can be cured by using injecting dank memes directly into your blood stream.
guy 1: hey want to go play some csgo or something?
guy 2: no i can’t, i have the common plague.
guy 1: oh my god dude, how long have you been on tumbr. for?
guy 2: i’m not sure.
guy 1: be careful next time, or you might get the uncommon plague.
guy 2: oh yeah, thanks man.
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