The Complete Guide To Everything
weekly podcast hosted by tom and his sidekick tim.
or if you are tim: weekly podcast hosted by tim and his sidekick tom
basically, tcgte is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.
topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
“tim- f-cking baby boomers!
tom- …ok…so anyway, starbucks…”
listener-ah the complete guide to everything, legend .
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- the reliever
while receiving a bl-wj-b, the blower applies preparation h to your -n-s to releive the discomfort and burning from your hemorrhoids. i was scared to use the suppository so my sister offered to give me a the reliever with the cream instead.
- Three P's Between the Knees
the “three p’s between the knees” refers to the trifecta of male genitalia. they are as follows… -p-ck-r (aka the p-n-s, d-ck, etc) -punger (aka the gooch) -pucker (aka the -n-s, -sshole, etc) “there is nothing as sacred as the three p’s between the knees.” “rules for the fight – no eye-gouging, no hair-pulling, and […]
- dirty ibanez
when your doing your girl from behind, and you give her a sakemoto dirty ibanez is similar to the tony danza, but you put your hands together like your going to pray and poke her in the -n-s.
- dirtykong
(noun) a monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. it can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty. the repeated use of the letter “r” symbolizes just how dirty they really are. if you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (cl-ss 7), just back away slowly, don’t […]
- dirty kristin
v. when having s-x a guy pulls out, c-ms in her mouth, and brushes her teeth with his d-ck i haven’t brushed my teeth all day…mike, will you dirty kristin me?