THE CONCORDIA
it’s when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. without taking the sandwhich out. just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. then when you’re done, you do 69. then you shove a live porcupine up her v-g-n- & listen to her shriek. while she’s shrieking, you hit her with a bus. then you bake cupcakes, & after taking the porcupine out, shove cupcakes up her -ss & v-g-n-, & stick it in there. then throw the body in a nearby lake. then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.
“hey man, do you know where my mother is? i haven’t seen her today”
“oh, sorry man, i gave her the concordia last night. you wont be seeing her any time soon.”
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