The Contortionist
much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man sh-ts into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the sh-t filled sock until -rg-sm is reached
“honey! i got new socks…looks like its time for the contortionist!”
“ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?”
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