The Coppo
an s.t.d. with its roots stemming from italy. usually contracted from a dark haired male, who has an obsession with baseball, and a fetish with coca cola. a trait that is often specific to carriers of the coppo is that they are lactose intolerant. luckily there is a cream for it.
oh no, i think i got the coppo last night from that guy i met at the bar! it burns.
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