The Corkscrew
a s-x position commonly used in french p-rn movies:
needs:
light woman
strong man
method:
get into the cl-ssic p-rn movie riding position, woman facing outwards from the man
spread the womans legs wide, so her v-g-n- is stretched wide
the man grabs the womans legs and pulls them up, so he penetrates deeply
then the man pulls her legs down, levering them against his own so she slides up his p-n-s
not to be confused with:
the jackhammer, where the man lifts and pushes down the woman riding his p-n-s
pete : woah man, i saw this p-rno last night and they did the corkscrew!
mattski : yeah, it takes a whole new definition to the word screwed
pete : lol
cross your fingers, middle over index. twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. with practice, you’ll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you’ll be able to bore through wood.
“i’ve been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. i got hired as a carpenter.”
when you are engaging in s-xual intercourse with a chick from behind and slowly turning her in continuous 360 degree circles around your p-n-s, all while thrusting, and a friend is -ssisting by supporting her head as she turns.
man, i was totally giving this chick the corkscrew, and it was pretty fly till my buddy dropped her on her head and she got a concussion. my d-ck felt like a bottle of wine.
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