The Cotton Candy Machine
the act of sticking one’s thumb into a b-tthole as to ascertain p–p on one’s thumb. swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.
“yo bro, i totally gave some sk-nk the cotton candy machine last night and ate all of it” -kyle
“gross.” -fred
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