The Couch Potato
the act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. then cutting a hole the size of the -ssailants p-n-s into the couch cushion. then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let’s all hope the mother sits down first)
brendan: “did you hear about billy; he’s in the hospital,”
jon: “ya i heard 12in joe tried to give his milf mom the couch potato but he sat down first,”
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