The Cowardly Lion
when you shave your p-b-s with an electric trimmer but don’t get the hair on your shaft or b-lls cause it nips you. so the finished product resembles the mane of the cowardly lion.
i was manscaping but didn’t have my mach 3 nearby. so i half -ssed it and the result was the cowardly lion.
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