the cowboy
the cowboy is for any one living out west. this is where a full chew spitter is poured onto the p-n-s to be used as -n-l or v-g-n-l lubrication. and if the girl is a chewer her self, you can just get dome while she has a fatty in. this works just as well.
dude, when i was at that old west bar downtown sine girl asked if i was down for the cowboy. and i said h-ll yeah.
upon -n-l penetration, clutch your partner’s hair and whisper into his or her ear, “your sister f-!#- better than you!” and hold on for 8 seconds.
after giving her the cowboy maneuver, the relationship was down hill from there. but a strawberry shortcake won her back.
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