The Craw
the act of taking one’s hand, forming a pincer or “claw” (see lobster), pulling the arm back to at 30 degree minimum angle behind the back, and releasing with the force of at least one thousand suns into a girls’ private region, with the target being the v-g-n- with one half, and the -n-s with the other. continue up the v-g-n-l/-n-l c-n-l as far as possible, forming a fist when maximum height is reached.
brian: “hey babe, i was thinking that tonight we could try out the craw.”
christina: “no way! that happened to my friend tammy. she destroyed her v-g-n-l wall, and can queef with her -sshole now!”
brian: -brings arm back to 30 degree angle-
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