The Creamy Volcano
when a guy has -n-l s-x with a girl and c-ms in her -n-l cavity then afterwards he presses firmly on her a-hole so the j-zz shoots out. then the girl scoops the j-zz wad up in her hand and proceeds to finger herself back in the -ss with the man cream making it bubble up.
your dad kept complaining that your moms fingers looked crusty and had a bad odor. must be becuase he was up all night giving her the creamy volcano.
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