The Creature aka Smeagol
that one friend one likes that does the following…
– uglyier than a blue waffled covered in sh-t
– resembles the creature named smeagol
– stays silent the whole time when he is with you…so silent that you won’t even know until he does the creature screeeh (will be defined next)
– creature screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
– plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard n-gg- in front of his few friends
– has a creature cave
– can’t bench more than the bar itself
– cusses like a p-ssy -ss punk b-tch f-cker that got neutered to prevent the spread of creatureism
– weighs less than 90lbs
– circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
– you will nickelback or creed when he is near
none can be given about the creature aka smeagol. last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . at least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.
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