the credit card swipe
this is a technique used by men to decide whether or not they want the p-ssy in front of them. before you have intercourse, you stick 2 fingers in her v-g-n-, pull them out like swiping a credit card and sniff. the man will know right away if the p-ssy is accepted or declined.
bro, the girl i f-cked last night had some stank -ss puss.
d-mn bro, why didn’t you use the credit card swipe?
i did bro but my allergies had my nose stopped up. this morning i woke up with my nose clear like i ate a hand full of wasabi mixed with horse radish and my d-ck smelled like i’d been f-cking a 3 day old sushi roll.
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