The Creeping Cock
when a man has the woman close her eyes and makes her give him head. takes it out and spins her around till she is disoriented which leaves her confused on where the c-ck is coming from. to give her a extra surprise drag your d-ck across her leg so she thinks so knows where it is then rub three fingers on her v-g-n- so she thinks its your p-n-s then quickly stick your d-ck in her -ss!! gets her every time 😉
man last night i gave that b-tch the creeping c-ck and now shes in the hospital with a pink sock.
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